hung_man

Tue, 04 Jul 2006 09:44:25 GMT

It has been a long time since i updated my journal, but a post by tim_the_best today reawakened my interest in the whole thing. Now most of you haven't been posting or have just written shit lately. But over tha last week Tim has shown himself to be outstanding in relating tales about failing to pick up. And today with constable kenny, well...
I have really nothing to say about myself except that i believe i am cursed in the department of picking up. I gave a girl the wrong number the other night by accident. I was in and she was nice, but I was retarded. I cannot explain the retardation that affects my brain when confronted by a beautiful girl, ask svi or tim about it, they'll tell you. Needless to say, this girl has not called.
In other news, I am wearing pants. I may also be diseased/unclean. Have done the dodgy and am taking 2 of my last 4 shifts at work off. This looks suss cause I have 30 hours of sick leave which will not get paid out when I finish working at coles (this sunday). So it looks like me trying for a last grab at the money. Uni is back in 2 or 3 weeks, methinks 2, and I'll be back with it. My long sejourn is over and my brain must learn to think again.
Dinner tomorrow night is at jehangir in the swinger hill shopping centre at 7pm. Anyone who wants to go, i'll be booking it tomorrow. There will be one next week also, any suggestions (restaurants, not type of food) are appreciated, and if anyone wants to suggest a different day to do it then i'm ok with that as well. Next weeks will probably be the last regular meeting that I organise. After this Chris can take over if he wants. No doubt Kara will want to take over, but you guys can fight this one out. I'm gonna be maxi-poor.
Bye now

Abortions

Sun, 30 Apr 2006 14:19:50 GMT

It's journal updating time as Christina says so.

So I've had this post in the making for a while. Have discussed the idea of it with a few ppl. Those of you who remember, help me out with my goal. It basically goes like this. I think that abortions should be compulsory in 100% of cases.

In other news, I seem to have pissed off/hurt Michelle. I see this as a step forward cause she needs to be more demanding and will now be pissed off at me and I'll probably have to make it up to her. Its bad news on the other hand cause she is unhappy.

I also have to say a big thanks to Christina and possibly Chris for ironing my shirt at Mike's party. I was drunk at the time and probably didn't convey my thanks properly. I can't really remember most of the night. Must have been a good party. I also threw up, though i believe it had nothing to do with bad cooking, more the amount of alcohol i consumed. I say this cause i didn't remember throwing up till i went to the loo the next day. I also felt shit for the rest of the day.

Went to Nat's 21st last night. Tok was being gay/stoned and decided not to come. then turned up a couple of hours after Ant and I got there. I owe Ant $10 for driving cause I said I'd give him that much. Got picked up by Michelle from there, she was scared to come up and meet that many ppl, so only a privileged few (Tok and Henners) got to meet her. Stayed the night at her place.

Bronnie picked me up this morning so I could go to Giles's 18th. She was late, and their dad had hired a boat to take us on the lake. It was good fun, then we went back to their place for cards. Played trivial pursuit instead. I am a king player, just not confident enough to have the team abuse me if i get the answer wrong, so I don't push my correct answers hard enough.

Thats all I can remember cause I've been drunk too much lately. Except, Pat managed to pick up a lesbian in Moose a couple of weeks ago. Is winner!!!!!

Fri, 21 Apr 2006 06:03:29 GMT

So, my cousin's came up from Adelaide on friday night last. I didn't see them till sunday at lunch for about 2 hours before I went to work cause of my insane social/sex life. then I didn't see them till tuesday or something. They are almost 13 and twins. The reason I wrote all this is cause on Wednesday morning (afternoon, like 2pm or summat) I was rudely awakened from my much needed sleep catch up by a phone call. There was some dude wanting to apeak to a girl called lauren something. I was all semi-asleep and like WTF mate. He said wrong number and hung up without telling me who he was and had no caller ID. anyway about 2 hours later I got a message from an unknown number saying 'its lauren i got her flowers, they costed $35' i replied saying i hope she likes them who are you someone wanted you earlier. Then we sent like 8 messages to each other trying to work out how this could have happened. and finally she asked me which school i go to age and work. I was like, I live in canberra at anu/coles am 21. I thought ok she's like 16 to 18, thats kinda legal. but then she messaged back saying 'i'm 12 nearly 13 live in adelaide and go to (some gay school the name of which eludes me atm)' then i laughed and thought, thats not even close and went to show my sister who i had been giving a running commentary to. when i showed her the phone i realised that i'd pushed the call button, so i screamed and hung up. Then horro of horrors she msgd me saying did you call me, try again. so i screamed some more. Sean is going to jail now. I think I managed to get out of it though by hooking her up with my cousins.

Went out last night, got really drunk. Lou is still the hottest chick in the world. Rhiannon has now got a massage table so her "better than sex" massages will be even better. I've decided that the best way to pick up is to not try if you are male. There was this chick at the bar who was definately hotter than me and i was just talking to her. then she had to go back to her friends, but before she left she said to me that i had to come upstairs to dance with her later. I was somewhat unsure about this as I preferred to stay with my friends for the night so i didn't die, so I may have shot her down. This was a foolish thing to do in retrospect. It will just make her feel bad and gets me nowhere.

One more piece of news, I apparently have an enourmous penis, so all these shirts and stuff suit me. And my username was correct. :P

Boobs

Wed, 12 Apr 2006 18:01:33 GMT

As i've no doubt that i've ever used this subject before... Ok, the only reason i haven't used it is because i've only done 3 or 4 posts.
anyway, on friday i went home with 2 chicks, it was good times, no sex (am drunk as i write this, so if i under explain/sign out halfway through the post, it isn't my fault). anyway, now i'm 'going out with Michelle' who is one of the girls i went home with. its sill tentative cause we are only a few days in. though already i'm seeing good signs. like today i was going mad cause she didn't messsage me, and this didn't happen in any other relationship. i may start sounding emo/drunk. anyway, i just went driving with anthony while he was mad drunk, it was good times. I'm going to bed now cause i'm mad smashed. may edit this later. comments will help. in other news, tim and svi are mad gold cause they came to dinner. i also love chris and christina cause they are the perfect couple.
:)
And woroni is gold, pure gold.

And you all am's the fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Except ppl i love

mmmm... chinese

Sat, 01 Apr 2006 05:16:00 GMT

Was there ever a time when you realised most of your friends aren't helpful. I've asked for suggestions for a restaurant on wed, vietnamese or italian, and got back about 8 messages with 'italian would be good' or vietnamese sounds fun'. Only 2 peop;le have replied with suggestions. One from cass which gave meal price (for yum cha), name of restaurant, phone number, restaurant name. This one was the best, but it was chinese. and one other message with, there is a good italian restaurant in woden, don't know the name, and a good vietnamese in erindale, don't know the name.
You all suck the cock!
Note: this post, insult included does not apply to anyone who gave a useful answer, or to anyone who didn't get a message asking for ideas.

Fri, 24 Mar 2006 09:14:28 GMT

You people suck.

Except for Tim, and maybe Svi.

My Wang

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:47:55 GMT

So, my computer is too shithouse to do a good trip journal when I am not in a patient (as in wait for hours for the damn thing to work) mood. So it could be a while till I get anything up. I just tried looking at the photos and couldn't be stuffed cause they take too long to load. In other news, Svi has had the idea that we should collaborate and do a journal on dudeness. I think this is a fantastic idea, we're gonna start with amsterdam cause it was damn good. Funny stories if we can tell them right. Also, went to the toilet.

Sun, 05 Mar 2006 14:42:49 GMT

Found out that our (gay) imac can read my ipod after all. It just told me it couldn't. So have got the photos out of it at last and can start writing a journal of the trip. Will probably begin on Wednesday. I know you're all hanging out for it, but I have to work tomorrow and tuesday, so sux to you all. In other news, that chick from jag is damn hot- see svi's journal. And I'd love to go skating with you Svi. Hows friday sound?

Fri, 24 Feb 2006 17:35:54 GMT

Mad sucks balls. Have been to Anthony's place like 3 times, never remember that cable. Oh yeah, and Lou it would appear is not interested. I enlisted someone's help to find out. Today was sposed to ice skate with Ant, but he's sick, so when I got round to his place we played worms party for like 5 hours instead. Hence why I'm writing this up now, I have a life really... So time to move on and find another girl, but I think I only have one more 'no' left before I run out of potential gf's. Anyone out there want to introduce me to some of your friends? No? Oh well, I'll just make do meeting strange girls at work then.
For the people who know him, Mat B is coming back, his flight leaves America on the 25th of March, so he'll be here on the 27th or something. Isn't life exciting.
I will do my trip journal one day, it just requires more forethought than I currently posess to get the photos out, and I really don't want to do it without them.

Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:58:24 GMT

Well... who wants to say wrong?
So, I went round to Ant's last night to get my photos off my ipod so i can start writing a trip journal on here. Forgot my damn cable, so couldn't stick it in his computer.
In other news, I do like Lou. I feel good about her, but don't know whats gonna happen. Hopefully see her soon.
Glad to hear you had a good "Valentine's day" Chris. I really had no idea that you were so poetic, your lj is really bringing you out of yourself. That or Cristina. And I'm glad to see that Kara has posted an update that is just completely random and has no angst or worry about friendships.
Right now I smell good, but it can only be a matter of time before the sweat outweighs the perfume. So anyone who wants to see me, hurry up, you only have minutes....

Still a bum

Fri, 10 Feb 2006 08:14:32 GMT

Well, I haven't got around to getting my photos off the ipod yet. I've been too busy socialising. Went out the first night back with atoine to ian's place, much drinking was done, and ant who hadn't eaten all day threw up good on the floor and the bed/couch he was passed out on. Wed I met up with Chris and met his new girl, she's so sweet. Saw kara too, and met some new ppl. Yesterday peter and Tok came around in the morning and we bought a case... are you really an alcoholic if you drink before 12, really? then I went to patty's farm for a party. Lots of ppl didn't come cause they suck, but i did meet two new girls, Rhiannon (magic hands, her massage technique is better than sex) and Louise, very nice girl who i'm quite impressed with, these two are friends of pats from geology. And a new guy called aaron, he's different to anyone i've ever met before, a friend of Cassy's. I will update the journal soon, but over the next week is o-week, so probably not till after that, you know how it is.

My first journal entry

Tue, 07 Feb 2006 22:12:35 GMT

Well, I've had this now for a couple of months. Have been in Europe, so didn't do anything to it cause I was so busy. You know how it is. Over the next few days/weeks I will write up a summary of the things that we did in Europe, no doubt Svi's will be better, but I'll see what I can do. I'll have to wait a few days before I can get the photos cause my coomp is old and gay, so I can't access my ipod with it. I'll need to go via anthony or chris to get the photos off it.